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Yes No. A community for the dumbass in all of us. We all have those moments where we do something ridiculously stupid. Share your stories and laugh along with the internet. TIFU by submitting hardcore furry erotica instead of my final paper. TIFU: I have officially branded myself as the biggest perv TIFU by cumming on my cousins leg self. This happened just an hour or so ago and this is a Grade A fuck up. So to put context to the situation I was jerking it like usual in my room in a gamer chair against the door, my lock is fucked up but I'm overly cautious so I've never been caught jerking. Meanwhile my cousin decided to move in after some relationship issues She's 30 something and has a kid.

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Yes No. A community for the dumbass in all of us. We all have those moments where we do something ridiculously stupid. Share your stories and laugh along with the internet. TIFU by submitting hardcore furry erotica instead of my final paper. TIFU: I have officially branded myself as the biggest perv TIFU by cumming on my cousins leg self. This happened just an hour or so ago and this is a Grade A fuck up. So to put context to the situation I was jerking it like usual in my room in a gamer chair against the door, my lock is fucked up but I'm overly cautious so I've never been caught jerking.

Meanwhile my cousin decided to move in after some relationship issues She's 30 something and has a kid. She left the kid with her husband but I wasn't informed of this, so I'm almost finished and I hear the front door open.

I thought I had plenty of time, but she decides to run up the fucking stairs and open the door just as I'm done beating it to surprise me I guess, she opens the door only to get my nut on her leg. But wait, there's more! I close out of my porn so fast I thought I broke a world record so my second tab that is Facebook is now open. And you know what's the first thing on my news feed? Her 7 year old girl in a bathing suit on the beach. So she's just standing there with a face that screams disgust for a few seconds and walks out the door without saying a word.

She left just a few minutes ago with my parents to some restaurant, I'm anxiously awaiting their return Update : They came back and it seems she didn't tell them anything.

I never did find her to text her but she did bring me some leftovers. She didn't look me in the eye and she immediately left to her own room, but hopefully we can both pretend this never happened. OP wouldn't be suspected of molesting his niece if he had just left Cumsluts Volume XXIV up, looked her in the eye, and finished like a man. Oh c'mon. I'm disappointed in all of you I'm both respecting your privacy by knocking but asserting my authority as your father by coming in anyway!!

That's why you always set an innocent page. OP almost did it right, if it weren't a picture of the chick's daughter. If it was just the middle of a facebook stream it would be better. I've been wanting to play dwarf fortress again, but I only ever remember it when I'm at work. If you have already fired the cannon onto another human being, they are not going to be concerned about the asian fart porn on your screen. Plus even if they are just say, I get bored sometimes. I remember reading another internet jerking anecdote in which the jerker continues while not breaking eye contact with the intruder.

I've always admired such an unapologetic fapping stance, but would never have the courage to do it. As shitty as it might be, I'd explain what happened. I dunno about you but I don't think I could live with the possibility of one of my family members thinking I was fapping to their seven year old. This does not seem like a " pretend this didn't happen" kind of situation. Hope it works out for ya man! I'll try to tell her somehow, but it's one of those awkward situations that I never want to bring up again irl.

I'll message her on FB, I don't think I have the balls to talk to her face to face. Yep, the only thing people love more than awkward situations with family is having that terribly awkward situation shared with tons of internet strangers! Good lord. It's bad enough that you masturbated on her with the kid on screen, but now you've admitted to being a redditor? That's so much worse! But remember that this is totally anonymous, OP used a throwaway, and there is nothing really identifying about the story.

Apart from OP and his cousin and OP nobody knows what happened here. I also thought that this might be a a way for OP to get around the incredible awkwardness. Like, if this were me I wouldnt bring out a word, and even writing a letter I would get blockades on how to formulate this. I would think about this again. Some day you will mindlessly post something identifying, and then you could be connected to this embarrasing story.

There is no kind of filthy porn you could have been watching that would be worse than jacking it to a facebook pic of her 7 year old. You need to explain. I will when they get home. I'm hoping she doesn't tell them but I highly fucking doubt it. Call her and explain! Don't let her imagination go to work or you're in bigger trouble. At least text to say, "It's not what it looked like. I'll explain in person when I see you".

I don't have her but that's a golden idea. I'm gonna look on her FB profile and maybe I'll find it. GFY link: gfycat. GIF size: 6. Nah dude. You have to clear the air. Tell her yeah you are jerking off, but definitely not to a child much less her child. You have to sack up and let her know, so she's not wondering about every single time she ever had her daughter around you.

The story of you jerking off to a small child. That is just about the worst reputation you could have - and nobody will ever confront you with it! Your reputation will just circle around with out you knowing. You need to stop that from happening!

You've sent her the link to this? And you've stated that she's not hot That you didn't hear anything yet doesn't mean anything!! You would maybe need to some time to think about how to break this terrible news to your family.

Its maybe 2 minutes of awkward conversation now between you and your cousin against a whole can of worms later. Apart from that the "I just closed the porn and nieces fb was there because I knew you would be visiting" is pretty plausible so I guess even if she does break the news to everybody I guess most people would believe you. Although if you have relatives of the "schizophrenic conservative" brand hint: everybody has those they will propably stamp you as a pervert for the rest of your life anyway.

The longer you wait with this the more likely it becomes that she will already have accepted the idea that you are this kind of pervert and thus she may perceive your explanation as an attempt of a cheap excuse and may not believe you. Also if you do explain yourself maybe change "thought I could finish in time" to "didn't hear you come in" Many woman are somehwhat lacking of understanding of these little perplexeties of the male constitution.

Have her think you were jacking off to her child forever and more than likely tell everyone about it so that your entire family thinks you're a pedophile. Text her and say "Shit, that looked bad. I minimised my porn out of embarrassment and it looked like I was jacking off to Facebook. Now let's never speak of this again. Yeah, but if someone walks in and you're staring at a picture of a valley with your dick in your hand, it's not like that hides anything. Maybe you should keep a photo of a woman in tasteful lingerie lit by candlelight, and alt-tab to that when people walk in.

That way at least they think you're jerking off to some classy shit. It's a lot better than accidentally minimizing the window only to have a pic of a young family member waiting. Nice, but still looking suspicious as hell though, with that look on your face, staring the desktop. A guy broke both his arms as a teenager. Then his mom helped him out in certain ways. I vote we start a new countdown. I don't understand. The way i read this. Plus you had your door locked and your chair against it so how did she see you jerking off?

My door isn't locked, it's been broken ever since I moved in. I had my chair against it the door just in case a situation such as this happened, but it went wrong. It's hard to really explain, but I was pushed up against the left side of my door and when she opened my door I was pushed more to the left, I came on her I immediately put Mr.

Johnson in and switched tabs, but she knew what I was doing. Came on her like a dab or a full roper? I'm still trying to wrap my head around how you came on her, tucked your junk in, and closed out of your porn before she saw.



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